Di Mon
by Krysia Anderson (2008)
Song to the tune of I am the very model of a modern major general.

I am the last highborn of the green house Monitum,
I've information Reetion, Earth and early Sevildom,
I know of all the Ava's and I can quote dearest Ameron,
from FarHome down to Killing Reach,
I have travelled all of them.

I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters grammatical,
I think the Demish spoken word is very understandable.
In Vrellish politics I have very little news,
except in all the duelling in which
someone's going to have to lose!

When planning plans and scheming schemes
I simply cannot do less.
My boyfriend's trying to cure me of my strange homophobicness.
In short when dealing anything in Sevildom
I am the last highborn of the green house Monitum.